Nice job..

Oi, tukar le theme blog ni..

Agak gay la rupanya XD

kikikiki

Kepada Brotherhood yg menggunakan Firefox aka Musangapi, tingkatkan speed browser anda...

1. Mula2 type "about:config" kat address browser... Lepas tu scroll down sampai hangpa semua jumpa:

network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Apa yg aku paham bila kita surf, browser akan bt request kat server... Lepas tu server akan hantaq data yg kita minta... Bila data yg browser dpt tak cukup, browser akan request lg sampai la page yg kita tgk tu dpt semua datanya... Bila kita enable kan pipeline ni, request yg kita minta lebih dari satu... Jd pendek kata akan meningkatkan page loading kita...

2. Modifier skit configuration Musangapi kita ni...

Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" kpd nilai 30.

Sbb apa 30? Sbb tajuk post ni Speed Up Musangapi 30X. Kalau 30, maka 30 kali la browser bt request... Nak letak brp yg sesuai? Tepuk dada tanyalah selera masing2...

3. Last sekali right-click kt mana2 pun dan select New then Integer.
Type in "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" dan set value "0".
Value ni utk masa browser responds kat data yg terima dr server...

Skrg connection Streamyx akan load data 30X lebih laju dr biasa... Jgn salah faham, speed Streamyx ttp tak berubah tp load page yg laju... Jd lagging page load akan kurang... Aku dpt rasa perbezaannya bila load secure web...

Slmt mencuba...

Thousands of years ago, people walked the earth. The people at that time didn't have the choice of transportations that we have nowadays. But in one country, a revolution took place! The people there created a mode of transportation that remains famous and stylish till this very day. The ancient Indians have created the chopper! (High Powered Motorbikes)


But now time has changed everything, Japan it seems, is today's best manufacturer of motorbikes, just ask around..who haven't heard of Honda Rune, Honda Valkyrie, Kawasaki Katana, etc.




A lot of people around the world, us malaysians included, believe that Japan would keep on manufacturing bikes and go unchallenged..but we're wrong! Indians have gone angry, they're not happy with the fact that they're no longer number one in the arena.



And so, I have found out that on 21/07/07 a very prominent company of some sort in India has produced a very powerful chopper that still retains certain aspects of their ancient chopper. I honestly think that the company did a marvelous job and I'm confident that when more of the chopper is manufactured and sold around the world the Japanese monopoly will be crushed.



It is called Kalkutta BZ if i'm not mistaken la..and you have to be more skillful than Valentino Rossi to ride one.

My all fellow members of Brotherhood. Assalamualaikum.

Sepanjang beberapa minggu ni aku berfikir yg betapa kita sebagai orang-orang yg hebat, mempunyai kekuatan yang tersendiri dalam bidang masing-masing.
Oleh yang demikian, aku berpendapat bahawa kita perlu menggunakan kemahiran yang ada untuk dimanfaatkan, disumbangkan untuk generasi kita umumnya.

Brotherhood adalah sebuah union yang kuat. Kita kenal satu sama lain sebagai orang-orang yang hebat dan berfikiran jauh. Cuba ingat semula..Jeb, Macha, Razi, Affa,Mach,Faiz, Serap, Nizom, Ajai, Syafiq, Iqbal, Haiqal dan yang lain-lainnya.. Semua mempunyai kelebihan yang sangat hebat. Kita membesar bersama-sama dan faham sehingga ke tahap yang kita sendiri susah nak percaya.

Aku tahu kita semua sayangkan Brotherhood. Faiz dengan cara grafiknya yang tersendiri, Mach dengan kenalan-kenalan yang luas, Jeb dengan daya kepimpinannya, Macha dengan pelaksanaan tanpa banyak bicara dan Razi sebagai speaker yang hebat dan aku rasa kita wajib bersatu tenaga dengan visi berfokus masa depan.

Semua ahli Brotherhood mempunya impian untuk memiliki syarikat masing-masing. Oleh yang demikian, korang tubuhkan lah syarikat idaman korang. Bukan semata-mata untuk kepentingan sendiri, tapi sebagai sumbangan kepada generasi dan masyarakat kita jugak.

Dengan adanya syarikat-syarikat yang ada, bukan kita berseorangan, kita jugak bole bersatu. Aku mempunyai Idea-Proposal untuk kita membentuk Brotherhood Group of Companies (BGC) Group ini bukannya terbentuk sekelip mata. Semuanya dengan syarat yang kita semua mesti berjaya. BGC tak semestinya untuk kita, tapi untuk anak-anak kita jugak nanti. Biar kita berjumpa dengan umur 45~50 tahun nanti, kita boleh berbangga dan seterusnya memberi inspirasi kepada generasi kita.

Ini adalah salah satu daripada impian kita, dan aku yakin kita mesti capai demi faedah generasi kita jugak. Logo kat atas tu cuma teaser je. Idea-Proposal. Logo belum finalize lagi. Yang dah finalize logo utk kompeni aku. Aku nak fokus dalam bidang Motivasi-Optimum Performance Technologies. Ni le logo aku. Misi kompeni aku untuk beri sumbangan dalam bentuk motivasi, kem idea, dan mempromosikan Brotherhood jugak.
Kita mesti berjaya bersama-sama. Ini target kita bukan untuk esok, lusa...Tapi untuk jangkamasa panjang. Mungkin lagi 10 tahun baru kita nampak hasilnya. Tapi berbaloi untuk kita fikirkannya sekarang. Semoga kita sentiasa bersatu, kuat dan terus hebat!!

Minit Mesyuarat Brotherhood
- 18 June 2007 Pukui 10:44 pm

Md Esram has joined the conference.

syukuri_01 has joined the conference.

Md Esram: slmt datang
Ahmad faisal: ler
Ahmad faisal: walaikum salam
Md Esram: faiz tgh frust dgn laptop dia
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: kenapa?
Ahmad faisal: aku dgr rumour
Md Esram: dia kata slow sgt
Ahmad faisal: laptop acer boleh tumbuh bulu
Md Esram: apa dia
Ahmad faisal: ko kena ke faiz?
syukuri_01: wei
Ahmad faisal: kena buat market claimm ni
syukuri_01: bulu tu kaler putih siot
syukuri_01: ko punye kaler ape?
Ahmad faisal: kehkehkeh
Ahmad faisal: pink
Ahmad faisal: tumbuh kat tepi burner
syukuri_01: weh
Md Esram: apa ni sembang bulu lak
syukuri_01: nak konference mende ni
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: tu la pasal
syukuri_01: ko kat rumah ke affa?
Ahmad faisal: aku saje je bgtau rumor tu
Ahmad faisal: ye
Ahmad faisal: ada kat umah serap
syukuri_01: siot la
Ahmad faisal: kami taip kat komputer masing2
syukuri_01: serap kat rumah
syukuri_01: affa kat rumah
syukuri_01: aku kat opis
Ahmad faisal: ohhhh
Md Esram: aku kat rumah
Ahmad faisal: nape ko kat opis?
syukuri_01: uwahhh
Ahmad faisal: takmau blik?
Md Esram: balik lewat
Ahmad faisal:
Md Esram: kena dera dgn bos
Ahmad faisal: tu yg laptop tumbuh bulu tuuu
Md Esram: padan muka faiz
Md Esram: cam mana perfomance laptop hg affa
syukuri_01: mcm siot la korang
Ahmad faisal: baguih dok adaaaaaa
syukuri_01: kene tahan ngan chief engineer aku le affa kun
Md Esram: ajak la mach sekali
Ahmad faisal: aku chatting smbil baring
Ahmad faisal: haaa
Md Esram: call mach cepat
Ahmad faisal: ajak la
Ahmad faisal: ler
Ahmad faisal: aku ingt dia chat skali
Ahmad faisal: sape call mach ni?
Md Esram: aku dak ajak dia
Ahmad faisal: serap rah ajak?
Md Esram: hg call dia
syukuri_01: ko la
syukuri_01: kola call die affa
syukuri_01: ko kan org panasonic
Md Esram: sbb ko kat kelang
Md Esram: aku jauh nun di utara
Ahmad faisal: ooo
Ahmad faisal: ok2
Md Esram: kalau boleh
Md Esram: ko ajak jeb sekali
Md Esram: razi pun sama
Md Esram: tak lupa macha ku syg
Ahmad faisal: ler
Ahmad faisal: macha ada kat mana ya?
syukuri_01: aku dpt join pun sampai jam 11 je kot
syukuri_01: tak pe ke? kengkwan?
Ahmad faisal: xpe
Md Esram: tak kisah
Ahmad faisal: aku pun sama
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: sat2
Md Esram: aku pun ada hal gak pukul 11 ni
Ahmad faisal: call mach
syukuri_01: wei..
syukuri_01: blah la serap
syukuri_01: org ade hal
syukuri_01: die pun ade hal
Ahmad faisal: mach penat
syukuri_01: last2 affa tggal sorang dlm konference ni
syukuri_01: penat menonggeng?
Md Esram: aku nak pi jumpa kwn
Ahmad faisal:
Md Esram:
syukuri_01: 'kwn'?
Md Esram: kwn?
syukuri_01:
Ahmad faisal: haaaaaaaa
Md Esram: alalala...
Ahmad faisal: memula kan
Md Esram:
Ahmad faisal: mach kata xmau join
Ahmad faisal: aku berjaya mempengaruhi dia
faisal ramzi has joined the conference.

Md Esram: aku dah invite
syukuri_01: wa..
Ahmad faisal: cayalah serap
Ahmad faisal: mach
Md Esram: woi kote
syukuri_01: machke tu?
Ahmad faisal: woi kote?
faisal ramzi: salam kekeluargaan
Ahmad faisal: achaaaaaa
Ahmad faisal: waalaikumsalam kekeluargaan
faisal ramzi: apa khabar adik2 sekalian?
Ahmad faisal: adik baru shave semalam
Md Esram: salam mu di jawab
Ahmad faisal:
Md Esram: adi dah botak ye
syukuri_01: aduh korang ni
faisal ramzi: shave apa tu?
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: adaaa ka salah naik tren?
Md Esram: adik
syukuri_01: agaknye kalo jumpe live mau hiruk pikuk dibuatnye
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: tu la pasal
Ahmad faisal: korang niiii
Md Esram: betul la
Ahmad faisal: bila kita nak leapk kat bilik mcm dulu
Md Esram: tp tak cukup corom lg
Ahmad faisal: gelak2 macam kerbau liar
faisal ramzi: tu lah
Ahmad faisal: err
syukuri_01:
faisal ramzi: tgk perut masing2 dah besar
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: kerbau liar gelak?
Ahmad faisal: perut mcm kerbau
Ahmad faisal: adeiiii
faisal ramzi: oi faiz
Ahmad faisal: wei faiz
Ahmad faisal: ko dah keluar ke?
faisal ramzi: mana ko dapat internet?
faisal ramzi: ko curi dari mana?
Ahmad faisal:
syukuri_01: lom
syukuri_01: aku bukak dari opis la
faisal ramzi: ler
faisal ramzi: x balik lagi ker?
Ahmad faisal: biasa la
Md Esram: org gila ja keja sampai mlm
Ahmad faisal: keje dgn jepun
Ahmad faisal: kote lu serap
faisal ramzi: hehe
faisal ramzi: lain kali
Md Esram: jepun dok pekena hg
faisal ramzi: kena kerja dengan mamu
faisal ramzi: kat amd
syukuri_01: wei
faisal ramzi: bleh makan nasi kandar
Ahmad faisal: depa simpan pedang samurai bawah meja
Md Esram: betul tu
faisal ramzi: atas wafer microprocessor tu
faisal ramzi:
syukuri_01: Tu la
Md Esram: bukan pedang
Ahmad faisal: wafer coklat?
Md Esram: chain saw la
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: tu aku yg simpan
syukuri_01: aku tak sangka la orang saiya mcam aku ni kene macam kuli ni aduh
Ahmad faisal: tu la
Ahmad faisal: org saiya kena buli dgn org jepun
faisal ramzi: ada saiya lg hebat dr ko, faiz
Ahmad faisal: mcmana tu?
faisal ramzi: mcm saya
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: mcm saya juga
Ahmad faisal:
Md Esram: tu bukan saiya la
Ahmad faisal: abehtu?
faisal ramzi: ya ke
Md Esram: hamba sahaya kot
faisal ramzi: kesian kat awak
Ahmad faisal:
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: buritos
faisal ramzi:
Md Esram: alalala...
Md Esram:
Ahmad faisal: koteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
faisal ramzi: woi!
faisal ramzi: tu untuk affa
faisal ramzi: hahah
Ahmad faisal: woiiii
syukuri_01:
Ahmad faisal: \alalalaaaaaaa
faisal ramzi: ok ok lah
faisal ramzi: serap
Ahmad faisal: wat muka comel pulak
Md Esram: apa dia
faisal ramzi: bagi faiz some sugar
faisal ramzi:
Md Esram: mai sini faiz ku sayang
Ahmad faisal: kikikiki
syukuri_01: nampaknya mlm ni kite ni takdak topik
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: ni la topik kita?
syukuri_01: sib baik korang ade buat pengisik malam
Ahmad faisal: 4 tahun kita bersama mmg kita berbual tanpa sebab
faisal ramzi: alam sekitar semakin merosot
Md Esram:
faisal ramzi: hehhe
faisal ramzi: tu lah pasal
Ahmad faisal: kikikiki
Ahmad faisal: sampai dlm mengigau pun bole gurau
Ahmad faisal: serap
faisal ramzi: TOM YAM SATU!
Ahmad faisal: hang tgh loaded kaaa
Md Esram: aku ada topik
Ahmad faisal: koteeeeee
Md Esram: siap
Ahmad faisal: ha
faisal ramzi: apa dia?
Ahmad faisal: apa topik hang?
syukuri_01: ape?
Md Esram: cam mana dgn laptop korang
Ahmad faisal: wahhh
Ahmad faisal: aku mantap
Ahmad faisal: laju
faisal ramzi: hmm..
Md Esram: sbb kita semua pakai turion
Ahmad faisal: bergaya
faisal ramzi: menarik gak
Ahmad faisal: cuma betari cepat habis
Md Esram: perfomance
Ahmad faisal: laju weh
faisal ramzi: ko dah beli ke serap?
Md Esram: aku br rembat compaq punya
Ahmad faisal: ohhh
faisal ramzi: wah
faisal ramzi: al mantab
syukuri_01: siotla
Md Esram: td bt payment
Ahmad faisal: tu mmg gue x bole lawan beb
syukuri_01: serap kate aku punye turion 64 bukan X2..yeke mach affa?
Ahmad faisal: mantabun alaih
faisal ramzi: serap dah cerita kat aku
faisal ramzi: yup
Ahmad faisal: mmg le bkn x2
Ahmad faisal: x2 tu ada label spesel
syukuri_01: hampeh
Md Esram: aku punya X2
syukuri_01: aku telah mmndang tinggi pada laptop aku
faisal ramzi: X2 lagi save bateri
Md Esram: takpanas sgt
Ahmad faisal: ko turion yg lagi mantap dari aku dgn mach
Md Esram: yap save sgt
Ahmad faisal: at least lg laju
syukuri_01: abih korang ape kalo bukan turion?
Ahmad faisal: sama la
Ahmad faisal: turion
Md Esram: turion gak
Ahmad faisal: cuma aku punya lagi hensem
Md Esram: tp yg lama punya
Md Esram: bukan X2
Md Esram: bukan 2 core
Ahmad faisal: yep
Ahmad faisal: bkn x2
Ahmad faisal: normal punya
syukuri_01: X2..aku rase aku punye X3...psing!
Ahmad faisal: achaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ahmad faisal: psing tuuu mcm sound efek tamil pulak
Md Esram: x3 takda
Md Esram: terus x4
Ahmad faisal: ye ke?
Md Esram: nama dia phenom
Ahmad faisal: perrghh
Ahmad faisal: nama mcm jenama kondom pulak
Md Esram: aku tgh dok pegang tiap2 hari tau
Ahmad faisal: oh
Ahmad faisal: best?
Ahmad faisal: apa yg baru?
syukuri_01: X3..Xmen 3 ye kengkawan..."psing tu bunyi kuku woverin"
syukuri_01:
Ahmad faisal: ohhhh
Md Esram: td br buat open n short test kt processor tu
syukuri_01: macam siot la korang ni
Md Esram: cam sial
Ahmad faisal: ye ke?
Ahmad faisal: apa yg sial?
Ahmad faisal: best sangat?
Md Esram: lawak korang
syukuri_01: ish...nape sial?
Ahmad faisal: ler
Ahmad faisal: apa yg sial?
Md Esram: tak?
Md Esram: aku pun tak tau
Md Esram: hehehe
Ahmad faisal: koteeeeeeee
syukuri_01: bace la ayat2 kite kat atas pasal jenama kondom tu
Ahmad faisal: aku tanya betul2
syukuri_01: kelakar siot
Ahmad faisal: nama dia phenom
Ahmad faisal: perrghh
Ahmad faisal: nama mcm jenama kondom pulak
Md Esram: aku tgh dok pegang tiap2 hari tau
Ahmad faisal: oh
Ahmad faisal: best?
Md Esram:
faisal ramzi: woi
faisal ramzi: aku dah lost ni
Ahmad faisal:
faisal ramzi:
Md Esram: cepat tangkap ayat tu
faisal ramzi: wtf
Ahmad faisal: serap pegang tiap2 hari tuuuuuuu
faisal ramzi: sebelum dia lari
Md Esram:
syukuri_01: pastu afa tanye best tak?
faisal ramzi: best tak serap?
syukuri_01: hehehe tu lawak tu
Ahmad faisal: kikikiki
Md Esram:
faisal ramzi: mcm kita selalu cerita dulu kan?
Ahmad faisal: kikikikiki
Ahmad faisal: tu la
syukuri_01: weh, korang
Ahmad faisal: apa2 yg kita cerita
Md Esram: aku dah keluar air mata ni
Ahmad faisal: semua pegi ke sex
Md Esram: tak tahan
Ahmad faisal: mc dulu juak
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: kuar ayaq mata gelak naaaa
faisal ramzi: haha
Md Esram:
faisal ramzi: memula cerita pasal Turion X2 la
Ahmad faisal: ohhhhhhhh
Ahmad faisal: lupa laaaaaaaaa
Ahmad faisal: cheissss
Ahmad faisal: bapak jauh larinya
faisal ramzi:
faisal ramzi: nampak sangat masing2 tgh gersang
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal:
Ahmad faisal: bile la gue nak kawen
Md Esram:
faisal ramzi: ala, jgn macam tu
syukuri_01: aduh
faisal ramzi: ceritalah pasal Turion X2
faisal ramzi: kita tgk
Ahmad faisal: haa
faisal ramzi: ke mana pulak perginya lepas ni
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: ok ke X2 tu?
Ahmad faisal: pada pendapat encik serap
Md Esram: ok
Ahmad faisal: tu je?
Ahmad faisal: elaborate leee
Ahmad faisal: koteeeee
Ahmad faisal: lama aku tggu ni
faisal ramzi: dia pakai teknologi roti gardenia baik punya'
Md Esram: laju lg
Ahmad faisal:
Md Esram: batery life pjg
Ahmad faisal: ahaaa
Ahmad faisal: lg?
faisal ramzi: panas dan panjang
Md Esram: lg ok dari intel 2 duo core
Ahmad faisal: cheisss
Ahmad faisal: ok2
Ahmad faisal: kalo mcm turion normal ni
Ahmad faisal: kira menyesal ke?
Md Esram: tak
Ahmad faisal: atau lagi best dari intel?
Ahmad faisal: nape?
Md Esram: yg hg pa punya lg ok dr pentiun n
Md Esram: cuma panas skit
Ahmad faisal: pentium n?
Md Esram: pentium m
Ahmad faisal: ohh
Md Esram: sori
Ahmad faisal: i see
Md Esram: tersasul
Ahmad faisal: xpa2 na
Ahmad faisal: dah try main carbon
Ahmad faisal: ok gak
Ahmad faisal: ko ada graphic card?
Md Esram: aku punya nvidia
Ahmad faisal: kami pakai radeon
Md Esram: tp aku tak sure yg mana satu
Md Esram: yg 6000 kot
Ahmad faisal: mantabbbb
Ahmad faisal: dasat weh
Ahmad faisal: dah try game apa?
Md Esram: dapat pun tak lg
Ahmad faisal: ah
Ahmad faisal: ok2
Ahmad faisal: nnti try la
Md Esram: dlm minggu ni br dpt
Ahmad faisal: perrghhh
faisal ramzi: faiz
Ahmad faisal: perrghhh
faisal ramzi: beri respon
Md Esram: game apa korang nak suggest
Ahmad faisal: carbon
Md Esram: ok2
faisal ramzi: Rise of Nations
Ahmad faisal: heheheheh
Ahmad faisal: baguih utk ptd tuuuu
faisal ramzi: hehe
Md Esram: hehehe
faisal ramzi: main sampai ada ufo
Ahmad faisal: who's the mannn
Ahmad faisal: mach the mannn
Ahmad faisal:
faisal ramzi: tenkiu tenkiu
Ahmad faisal: main pakai tuala sampai pukul 5 pagi
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: appa ra
faisal ramzi: hahah
faisal ramzi: giler rindu zaman tu
faisal ramzi: hahah
Md Esram: sbb tu tuala tu aku bt lap tgn
Ahmad faisal: kehkehkeh
syukuri_01: k, geng
Ahmad faisal: aik?
syukuri_01: bos aku paggil wat keje depan PC beb
Ahmad faisal: balik?
Ahmad faisal: oooo
syukuri_01: kene setelkan design kat sini jap
Ahmad faisal: bila hang nak balik?
faisal ramzi: pergh
syukuri_01: so kene la aku blah..
syukuri_01: jumpe lagi..
Md Esram: balik la faiz
syukuri_01: assalamualaikum
Ahmad faisal: ok faiz
Ahmad faisal: waalaikumsalam
Md Esram: waalaikumsalam
faisal ramzi: waalaikumsalam
Ahmad faisal: aku nak tulih blog
Ahmad faisal: maleh pulak
faisal ramzi: Salam X dari kami
Md Esram: muah faiz skit
Md Esram:
Ahmad faisal: dah layan korang ni
Ahmad faisal: weiiiii
faisal ramzi:
Md Esram: ok woi
Md Esram: dah pukul 11
Ahmad faisal: salam X
Ahmad faisal: ok beb
faisal ramzi: aku nak tido dah
Ahmad faisal: chow dulu
faisal ramzi: esok kena serve rakyat lagi
Md Esram: aku nak jumpa kwn
Ahmad faisal: mach bgn 5 pagi
Ahmad faisal: ok
Ahmad faisal: makan nasi kandar byk2
faisal ramzi: heheh
Md Esram: slmt berkhidmat
faisal ramzi: takpe
syukuri_01 has left the conference.

faisal ramzi: kita try malam esok pulak
faisal ramzi: tak puas aku
Ahmad faisal: ok beb
faisal ramzi:
Ahmad faisal: kekekekeke
Md Esram: ok2
Ahmad faisal: babai
Ahmad faisal: Assalamualaikum
Md Esram: tata
faisal ramzi: SalamX
Md Esram: waalaikumsalam
faisal ramzi: waalaikumsalam
Ahmad faisal: waalaikumsalamX

I've just received the Panasonic HA Air-Cond R & D Malaysia Sdn Bhd Business Card. It says there " Ahmad Faisal Bin Mohamad Ayob, Engineer, Engineering Department". Some people says that, "someday I might laugh at this". But I laugh just after the moment I received the business card.

The so-called career...This might not be long...

I strongly believe that having own-run business is the best thing to do rather than working for people. I believe in "incentives", the more you work, the more you get. I love working for Panasonic, because I trade my time for financial, and I also have incentives for working until late. But the setback that comes with this is, I lost my time for my favourite stuff. Like being socialize, getting to places, and having nice time with my family, my friends and my love ones.

The other thing is, I have the urge of motivating people around me. I like to talk, giving steps to success to the needy. The career that suits me the most is lecturing, doing research and personal coaching. As far as I am concern, people must do the thing that they like the most to succeed.

Apart from this business card, I just got the letter from University Malaysia Terengganu that says that I am accepted to be considered as a Research Fellow of UMT. I applied for the TPM (Tenaga Pengajar Muda) Scheme last end of May 2007.

I called the Chief Registrar to inform them that I have succeeded to change my PhD research topic, rather than having "Multidisciplinary Design Optimization of Race Car", it goes to the "Design of Ship Vessel". Actually I love that race car stuff. But then when I think of the contribution that I have to make to UMT, it is my obligation to pursue this design of ship vessel. And yes, UMT Chief Registrar said that I have to wait for the Offer Letter, might be as soon as this July 2007.

Since having Doctorate will give me the privilege to use my time more efficiently, I am also thinking of preparing myself to contribute and motivate my future students of UMT. Although this might be a long long journey, I think the base must be prepared first. And the base is me. Dr Ahmad Faisal B Mohamad Ayob.

They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance. She wished he would take her in his arms, comfort her, protect her from the storm, she wanted that….

Then the power went out. She screamed. He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He did not hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn’t resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on, as did their growing passion…. There came a moment when each knew they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong… their families would not understand … but… so consumed in their passion, they didn’t hear the door open… the click of the light switch … the power was back on, and………….

CAUGHT……….

More Joke Here

We all know/have seen/ or at least heard of the chimpanzees. However, there's another species of ape that we don't usually know about. They are the bonobos, discovered in the year 1928 and only recently recognized as a distinct species.

The scientific name of the chimp is Pan troglodytes, while the scientific name of the bonobo is Pan paniscus.

But their names don't matter much to me, it's their physical characteristics that made them unique, that and how their society works too.

Below are some pictures of bonobos.


And down here, are some pictures of the common chimpanzees.


Look at their differences, the bonobos have, among many other things, less hair, longer legs and smaller heads which made them look a lot like....you ;)

Episode: At your workplace.

Situation: You are using company's Dell Laptop to do your job in a very unfortunate day. Your Boss and your Intermediate Leader are well-known to be fierce alpha monkey in the jungle we called office. Suddenly when you try to connect some external device, you realized that your connection is somehow funny, and at the time when you are ready to disconnect the external device, the odor of a burned PCB (Primary Control Board) arouse. To make the situation even worse, you laptop automatically turned OFF!! When you try to ON the laptop, you can only see some LED blink, and it went OFF again. Dude, WTF?

Solution: You know that the laptop's motherboard is burned. You know you will have a pair of unhappy Boss, and the least that you will get is public humiliation due to quite high-pitch voices tearing up your macho figure in front of office inhabitants.

Be cool. Act like the laptop suddenly burned when you are doing your normal practice.

Anthony Robbins ( motivational speaker, writer) once said " If you want to succeed, try to remodel, remodelling is the key of success!!"

Geared up with this in mind, be calm to tell all the story you made up (make your version's story neutral) without pulling far from the human mind's logic. Your above said Bosses will make skeptical arguments, making some funny faces and try to humiliate you with first degree of intensity.

Be cool, and try to follow their gestures. If they cough before they start to speak, mimick that. If they stand straight, follow their posture. If they scratch their head and put their hands at the waist, do follow them and try to maintain your story with some degree of "What the hell happening? I also don't know?" attitude.

In most cases they will sense some degree of POWER inside of you because you are almost like them. "People who look LIKE them tend to LIKE each other". Next, the closest act that your BOSS will do is to find another BLACK SHEEP for them to blame, and please support their view as long as it will be on your side. If you can, please offer yourself to find the BLACK SHEEP and once your part is done please walk away, if you can, walk very steady like nothing happened.

You can come back to your CAGE, ops, CUBICLE, and if the BOSS call you again, come back to the REMODELLING part that we discussed earlier.

Dude, this REMODELLING stunt saved me, you could be the NEXT!!!

This is the end of Stealth; Mr Affa's Guide to The Better You, At Your Workplace. See you soon, same blog, different experience, more tactics.

Good Day

Kawan2, sila klik utk tgk full view. benda ni bukan aku buat, org lain buat. I merely edited certain areas to make the whole thing more realistic.

Suatu hari, seorang ibu menghantar anaknya yang baru berusia 5 tahun menaiki bas ekspres Kuala Lumpur - Kangar. Ibu itu berpesan pada pemandu bas "Encik.. tolong tengokkan anak saya ya... Nanti kalau sampai di Ipoh... cakap pada anak saya." Sepanjang perjalanan, si anak ini cerewet sekali. Setiap seminit dia akan bertanya pada penumpang disebelahnya.. "Sudah sampai Ipoh belom?" Hari mulai malam dan anak itu masih terus bertanya-tanya.

Penumpang disebelahnya menjawab.. "Tidor aje la.. Belom sampai lagi ni. Nanti kalau sampai saya akan kejutkan!" Tapi si anak tidak mahu diam. dia pergi ke depan dan bertanya pada pemandu untuk kesekian kalinya, "Pakcik.. sudah sampai Ipoh ke belom?" Pemandu yang sudah keletihan menjawap soalan itu berkata.. "Belom! Tidur aja la! Nanti kalau dah sampai kat Ipoh.. Pasti dikejutkan!" Kali ini, si anak tidak bertanya lagi, dia tertidur nyenyak sekali. Kerana suara si anak tidak kedengaran lagi. Semua orang di dalam bas lupa pada si anak, sehingga ketika sampai di Ipoh.. tidak ada seorang pun yang membangunkannya. Hinggalah melepasi Alor Setar.. si anak masih tertidur dan tidak bangun-bangun.

Tersedarlah si pemandu yang dia lupa membangunkan si anak. Lalu ia bertanya pada para penumpang.. "Encik-encik dan puan-puan sekalian… bagaimana ni.. perlukan kita hantar semula anak ini?" Para penumpang pun merasa bersalah kerana turut melupakan si anak dan setuju menghantar si anak kembali ke Ipoh... Maka berpatah kembalilah rombongan bas itu menuju ke Ipoh.. Sesampai di Ipoh... si anak dibangunkan. "Nak! Sudah sampai di Ipoh! cepat bangun!" Kata Pemandu.. Si anak bangun dan berkata."Oh sudah sampai ya!" Lalu si anak pun membuka beg pakaiannya dan mengeluarkan nasi bungkusnya.. Seluruh penumpang kehairanan... "Bukankah Kamu hendak turun di Ipoh?" tanya pemandu kebingungan. "Tidak lah.. mama saya pesan.. kalau sudah sampai di Ipoh.. saya boleh makan nasi bungkus ni!"